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Hardbodies  (1984)
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4.9|4 May, 1984|88 min
Released
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Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.
Language

English 


Budget$1,995,000
Revenue $7,100,000
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Keywords
politically incorrect
older man younger woman relationship
beach house
middle ages (476-1453)
psychotronic
sex comedy
swimsuit
beach blanket
nude modeling

Casts

Grant Cramer
Grant Cramer
Scotty
Teal Roberts
Teal Roberts
Kristi
Gary Wood
Hunter
Michael Rapport
Rounder
Sorrells Pickard
Ashby
Roberta Collins
Roberta Collins
Lana
Cindy Silver
Kimberly
Courtney Gains
Courtney Gains
Rag
Kristi Somers
Kristi Somers
Michelle
Crystal Shaw
Candy
Darcy DeMoss
Darcy DeMoss
Dede
Antony Ponzini
Antony Ponzini
Rocco
Marvin Katzoff
Dorky Geek
Kip Waldo
Kip Waldo
Head Geek
Michael Miller
Michael Miller
Landlord
Chuck Hart
Young Geek
Kane Hodder
Kane Hodder
Older Geek
Kit Garfield
Hardbody in Car
Erika Dockery
Hardbody in Car
Karen Kelly
Hardbody on Bike
Karen LaVoie
Jogging Hardbody
Kathleen Kinmont
Kathleen Kinmont
Pretty Skater
Steve Workman
Hair Stylist
Jackie Easton
Girl in Dressing Room
Janet Gardner
Vixen - Lead Vocals
Jan Kuehnemund
Vixen - Lead Guitar
Pia Miacco
Vixen - Bass
Laurie Hedlund
Vixen - Drums
Tamara Ivanov
Vixen - Rhythm Guitar
Juli Lawrence
Nicki
Julie Always
Photo Session Hardbody
Leslee Bremmer
Leslee Bremmer
Photo Session Hardbody
Tina Riccio
Photo Session Hardbody
Karen Lybrand
Photo Session Hardbody
Deborah Scardilli
Rocco's Girl
Louise Baker
Rocco's Girl
Dana Gonzalez
Rocco's Girl
Laurie Bath
Rocco's Girl
Lorena Hartley
Rocco's Girl
Scott Kaufman
Krak (Group in Club)
John Steele
Krak (Group in Club)
David Spector
Krak (Group in Club)
Marcia Karr
Marcia Karr
Hardbody on Stairs
Steve Gold
Farnsey
Joyce Jameson
Joyce Jameson
Rounder's Mom
Oliver Theess
Surfer (uncredited)
Mark Wilson
Partygoer

Crews

Chuck Hart
Stunts
Judy Mooradian
Associate Producer
Eric M. Breiman
Assistant Director
Daniel Eisenberg
Second Assistant Director
Kathryn Weygand
Continuity
Gregg Fonseca
Production Design
Annie Huntley
Set Decoration
Michael Paul Clausen
Assistant Art Director
Geno Havens
Geno Havens
Casting
Kate Long
Casting Associate
Jack Hilton
Assistant Editor
John Kwiatkowski
Sound Effects Editor
Roberta Doheny
Dialogue Editor
Darryl Duran
Music Editor
Terrie Silverman
Apprentice Sound Editor
Janice McKay
Apprentice Sound Editor
Chris Lombardi
First Assistant Camera
Lex duPont
Second Assistant Camera
Peter Roberts
Still Photographer
Shaun Madigan
Gaffer
Elizabeth Webber
Best Boy Electric
Sven Kirsten
Electrician
David Bodin
Key Grip
Herb Ault
Best Boy Grip
David Brownlow
Sound Recordist
Sarah Johnstone
Boom Operator
Mary Jo Devenney
Boom Operator
Dori Cooper
Wardrobe Assistant
Medusah
Makeup & Hair
Diane G. Fish
Makeup & Hair Assistant
Terry Woolman
Special Effects
Kate McMahon
Production Coordinator
Robert Roda
Production Coordinator
Sy Levin
Location Coordinator
Gregg Fienberg
Location Manager
Marianne Fisher
Second Unit Director
Nancy Rigg
Continuity
Bob Weiss
Additional Photography
Steve Wright
Additional Photography
David Calloway
Additional Photography
Vic Caesar
Music Director
Randy Digrazio
Choreographer
Kevin Benson
Music Supervisor
Irwin Mazur
Music Supervisor
Nguyen Kim Lan
Title Designer
Andy Blumenthal
Editor
Tom Richmond
Director of Photography
Steve Greene
Screenplay
Steve Greene
Story
Eric Alter
Screenplay
Eric Alter
Story
Mark Griffiths
Mark Griffiths
Screenplay
Jeff Begun
Producer
Ken Dalton
Producer
Mark Griffiths
Mark Griffiths
Director
BJ Davis
BJ Davis
Stunt Coordinator
Kane Hodder
Kane Hodder
Stunts

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